Like Lambesis' stunted sense of humour, _Double Brutal_ hasn't moved on in the musical department either (though it remains a curiously better proposition than the drivel he dreams up in his day job), and the production remains slicker than a handful of brylcreem. And yet, it actually hits the mark more often than it does not. Maybe it's my shared interest in Arnold's cinematic exploits that makes a song like "It's Simple, If It Jiggles It's Fat" so thoroughly entertaining, but I defy anyone not to laugh as we're ordered to pump our muscles by Josh Robert Thompson's very convincing Schwarzenegger. Of course, no amount of quick wit can compensate for such dire bullshit as "Cookie Monster", but then _Double Brutal_ was never intended to be a flawless classic. As it stands, it's still more convincing than a heck of a lot of what passes for "serious" music these days.