CoC : Gardy-Loo! - Socially Unacceptable : Review

Gardy-Loo! - _Socially Unacceptable_
(Crook'd Records, 2001)
by: Adrian Bromley (2 out of 10)

What the hell is this? Since 1990 (and from the ashes of Nasty Savage), Gardly-Loo! has been reeking shit (literally!) with their shows and albums, but yet, I have never heard of them till now. Now explain that? Is there some underground metal scene more underground than the one now that I would have missed them? I don't think so. File this under GWAR-like material, but maybe a few notches down. Obviously the bad lyrics and themes make this even less enjoyable for me, a culmination of early demos from 1991 and newer material. While the music is okay at small doses, songs like "You're Nothing But a Piece of Shit", "I Like Shit" and "Garbage Dump" do nothing for me but make me irritated. I'm guessing that crowds into GGAllin, The Mentors and GWAR will be all over this like, um, flies on shit, but for the average metalhead, no one will care. At least I hope not. But guess what? Crook'd Records is going to release their older records _Stool Sample_ and _Perverts on Parade_! Can't wait...

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(article published 14/1/2002)