CoC : Pitboss 2000 - Everyone's a Winner : Review

Pitboss 2000 - _Everyone's a Winner_
(I Scream Records, 1999)
by: Adrian Bromley (2 out of 10)

I don't know about you people, but I am just getting real tired of coming in contact with music (be it metal, hardcore, or ambient) that just seems to be assembled for the sheer pleasure of trying to raise an eyebrow or garner attention. Pitboss 2000 is the perfect example of this. These hardcore fuckos just seem to stroll into each song with a huge chip on their shoulders, ripping on anyone who holds a grudge against them and making notion that they are as badass as badass can be. Let me tell you something, PB 2000: S.O.D. did it better thirteen years ago and continue to do it better (having seen them a few weeks ago live) than you and your hardcore pose could ever do. Go back to your parents' basement and watch some Jerry Springer. I'm tired of your music and your attitude. I'm sure almost anyone who hears your disc will agree with me. It is true what they say: every profession has its share of assholes.

(article published 15/1/2000)