The flyers for this show should have advertised  "Vital  Remains Unplugged" - because that's exactly what we got to see, as the club's pissed-off head honcho cut the power on the headlining band only four songs into their set. I suppose this was kind of a letdown,  but  the entire  incident  was  just  too  funny  to  result   in   any   real disappointment. First, though, the rest of the story...
I managed to score myself a free "in" to this  show  by  tagging along with the Ember guys, who graciously offered me a place to crash for the night in exchange for some help moving gear and whatnot.  So, not long after I completed the trek from Iowa City  to  the  suburban Chicago homestead of guitarist Ali and drummer Abbas, it was time  to load the band's equipment into Ali's bronco and bassist Allen's  car, and head into  the  city  to  the  club.  Joined  by  Chris,  who  is temporarily filling in for Abbas on drums, our two-car convoy set out on a little pre-show cruise through one of the, shall  we  say,  less charming sections of town. But despite  the  rush-hour  traffic,  and except  for  the  occasional  little  swerve  to  miss  an  obviously crack-addled pedestrian, the ride itself  was  basically  uneventful. (Some street vendor called us "bitches" or something like that, but I suppose that's pretty routine.) Just a few blocks from the  club,  we stopped at the downtown apartment  of  vocalist  Pete  and  guitarist Nader, only to find an ambulance parked in front, blocking  our  way. Classic!
It turned out that Pete and Nader had already left, so we  piled back in and  drove  to  the  hall,  finding  the  two  aforementioned thrashers loitering around in front, greeting us with the Sign of the Horns and swilling 22-ouncers of Old English  800  wrapped  in  paper bags - true inner city style! The club itself was what you might call 'intimate,' with a maximum legal capacity of just over 200, and three damn long flights of stairs to be mounted before gaining  entry.  And so up those stairs we went, repeatedly, until all the gear  was  more or less in place. The band then went about getting everything  hooked up and doing a bit of sound-checking, before kicking  back  for  what would turn out to be quite a long wait to play.
The monotony of this wait was broken up  at  one  point  by  the appearance of members of the Chicago PD, keeping the city  safe  from evil by demanding that all of our many spikes, bullet belts,  and  so on, be removed - not merely from our bodies, but from  the  premises. According to the cops, these are  weapons.  Hmmm...  funny  how  most criminals these days prefer guns, when spiked arm bands  are  cheaper and don't require maintenance or  ammunition...  Anyway,  our  unholy little entourage had quite the pile of  "weapons"  which  had  to  be transferred to Allen's car. Then more waiting around.
Eventually, the doors opened and folks started filtering in, and by the time about 50 or 60  people  (minus  their  weapons)  were  in attendance, Ember finally got to play. They performed  an  impressive set of their thrashy, blackened material,  especially  during  "These Darkened Wings", "Dance of the  Ancients"  (my  personal  fave),  and "Divinity". They also played a newer song, "Sheading", as well  as  a cover of the Misfits' "Earth  AD"  -  a  fitting  choice,  since  the Misfits were playing with Megadeth somewhere  else  in  Chicago  that very night. (This probably explains why there weren't more than about 75 or 80 people at this show, total.) All in all,  I  really  enjoyed their set, and once they've acquired a bit more live  experience  and stage presence, along with a bit more vocal endurance on Pete's part, I think they'll be a very convincing live band. (For more description of their sound, etc., see the reviews of their demos in CoC  #22  and CoC #17.)
After Ember came local  black  metallers  Profanacion  -  but  I missed them, having decided to take a walk with Pete and  Nader  down to the strangely aromatic liquor store. Our objective: more OE - once again, enjoyed out of a paper bag, the True Underground Wino way.  We ended up loitering out on the street for quite a while, looking evil, critiquing the band's performance, taking in the ambiance, and so on. I spent a few minutes chatting with Joe Lewis of Vital Remains  about this and that, then helped the Ember guys move some  more  equipment, then spent some more time curb-side, milling around and watching some neighborhood kid yelling threats and insults  at  passing  motorists. Then it was back upstairs for - more  waiting  around!  A  rumor  was circulating to the effect that Incantation were waiting to get  paid; in any case, they weren't in any hurry to play.
Their set definitely proved to be worth the wait,  though.  They played as a three-piece, with no bass - which  greatly  enhanced  the clarity of the drums and guitars, even if it did  take  some  of  the weight out of their sound.  (Guitarist  John  and  drummer  Kyle  are joined on this tour by Daniel, also  of  The  Chasm,  on  guitar  and vocals.) I had been a bit disappointed by these  guys  in  Milwaukee, but on this night they more than  delivered.  In  particular,  Kyle's drumming just blew me away! His amazing speed  and  wicked  precision powerfully propelled the band through the many nefarious time changes that crowd their material. The quickened newer  stuff  like  "Shadows from the Ancient Empire" and "Forsaken Mourning of  Angelic  Anguish" sounded just killer. (See CoC #22 for a review  of  their  new  MCD.) Indeed,  the  whole  set   was   pretty   crushing,   though   closer "Profanation"  took  a  couple  tries  to   get   started   properly. Regardless, these guys just smoked.
Finally, the time came for Vital Remains.  As  in  Milwaukee,  I thought that the first two songs of their set were a little bit  flat when compared to the incredible "I Am God" and "Battle Ground"  which follow them. ("Battle Ground" rules, and if you haven't  checked  out _Forever Underground_ yet, you're missing out. CD review in CoC #20.) Once again, cool riffs abounded, Joe Lewis roared out great vox,  and Joe Suzuki proved to be a true master of the blast beat. Indeed,  his blast-mastery was impossible to ignore when the power was cut to  the P.A., making the drums the only audible instrument!
Let me backtrack a bit here... The  house  lights  had  come  up during the band's second or third song, but this did nothing to deter them from playing on. Realizing this, the guy in charge of the  venue took it upon himself to personally instruct the guys to quit  -  with quite humorous results. See, this guy was  all  of  about  four  foot eight, and easily in his fifties, with a good-sized belly, wearing  a Hawaiian-print shirt and a very silly-looking eye shade / golf  visor thing. Just before the end of Vital Remains' third song, he walked up next to the shirtless, spike-clad Joe Lewis at the mike stand, and as the song ended he bellowed, "The Party's  OVER!!!"  -  which  had  no effect whatsoever on Joe. The  band  plowed  into  their  next  song, thrashing away, and the poor  guy  had  to  just  stand  there,  arms folded,  looking  -extremely-  pissed  off   at   these   disobedient long-hairs. Meanwhile, the band just  kept  on  ripping  through  the song: an eight- or nine-minute  piece,  during  which  the  guy  only seemed to get more and more annoyed. (By the  way,  I'm  not  dissing this guy at all - just saying it  was  funny  to  see  him  up  there glaring daggers at the  band.  The  dude  was  MAD.)  Finally,  after sharing the spotlight with the musicians for five minutes or  so,  he opted to walk offstage and literally  pull  the  plug  on  the  sound system. The band, however, thrashed on, with Joe  going  mad  on  the bass, guitarist Tony running through  the  crowd  shaking  hands  and slapping fives, and Suzuki finishing out the song perfectly on  drums - drawing laughter  and  roars  of  approval  from  the  audience.  A -classic- ending!
[Thanks and cheers to all who helped to make my trip to this show not only possible, but also tons of fun. -- Steve]