I first heard the name of Pungent Stench five years ago. I was in  an Italian restaurant at a friend's birthday  dinner.  A  slightly  late guest arrived, made his apologies to his host, and produced a CD from his jacket. On the cover of the CD was a grisly image  depicting  the severed, putrefacting heads of two aged persons  French  kissing.  He waved the CD at one guest, inquiring as to whether  he'd  ever  heard it. When the answer came back as a negative, he exclaimed  excitedly: "These guys are sicker than Autopsy! They talk about  chiseling  your mother's eyeballs out!" The album in question  was  Pungent  Stench's second album, released in 1991, _Been Caught Buttering_. The  episode above is quite illustrative of Pungent Stench's status  back  in  the early Nineties. With the death metal scene  stuffed  full  of  bands, separating yours from the crowd was of  paramount  importance.  Bands tried to claim various accolades for themselves -- Mortician's  "most brutal" self-labelling was born out of this climate.  Pungent  Stench were sold substantially on  the  twisted,  gore-and-perversion-soaked nature of their visual presentation and lyrics.  This  naturally  put them alongside Autopsy -- although for my  money,  there  is  nothing astounding about Pungent Stench's musical material  for  the  various eras in which it was made. In 1995, Pungent Stench split. In 1998,  a compilation entitled _Praise the Names of the Musical Assassins_ [CoC #29], which collected all the  rare  and  unreleased  Pungent  Stench material available, was finally released by Nuclear Blast as  a  sort of farewell to the band. Many in  the  underground  came  forward  to praise Pungent Stench's career, and bemoan their passing.  That  wave of praise was what prompted me to  pick  up  various  Pungent  Stench albums and check the band out. Though I discovered nothing  that  was musically revelatory, I was  consistently  impressed  with  how  well presented Pungent Stench's albums were, and  how  consistently  their lyrics managed to cover subject matter that side-stepped  dumb  death metal norms. Then, completely out of the blue, a new  Pungent  Stench album turned up in the mail last Autumn: _Masters of  Moral  Servants of Sin_. Over repeated listens, I was not only highly impressed  with how much Pungent  had  sharpened  up  and  compressed  their  musical material into tight and powerful Haunted-esque  blasts  of  thrashing intensity -- which nonetheless retained the creepy, 'necro'  feel  of the Pungent Stench of old -- I was also amused and enthralled by  the twisted, strongly taboo themes they covered in their lyrics this time out -- which, through a gruff but  clear  vocal  delivery,  could  be substantially understood even on casual listens. Lines like "Pull  on my trenchcoat, and grab my fathers gun" (from "School's Out Forever") or "They crown me: paedophile rex" (from "Rex Paedophilius") made  me sit up straighter in my seat -- they also had me laugh  out  loud  on more than one occasion. Though I was pretty sure that  the  band  had their tongues planted in cheeks, I still wondered what Pungent Stench were ultimately trying to say with _MoMSoS_: whether there  was  some serious point being made. Thus it was,  with  many  questions  and  a genuine interest  in  Pungent  Stench  2001,  that  I  conducted  the following interview with Alex Wank.
CoC: What prompted the original Pungent Stench split, in as simple or      as complex terms as you wanna go into?
Alex Wank: Why we, more or less, split up,  hmmmm...  Well,  I  don't            know, it's... Back when we released the  last  one,  _Club            Mondo Bizarre_, we did a European tour. Originally it  was            fine and then we had a short break  and  we  composed  the            next record. Then we did the US and the US tour was really            long. After three months we had a really bad mood  between            each other and we were just sick of everything.  We  ended            up at the point of no return and then we just didn't  feel            comfortable, had no more fun and said: fuck it, you  know.            Then we just stopped. We split up in '95, six years ago.
CoC: Six years down the line, what prompted you  to  bring  the  band      back together? What sparked it off?
AW: Well, I never thought that we would ever reform the band  anyway,     because I thought: why? For what reason? And I couldn't  believe,     myself, that I would enjoy starting everything again.
CoC: That's why you put out the _Praise the Musical Assassins_ CD?
AW: Exactly, in '97, and I thought: this is it, this is  the  epitaph     of us, and adios, you know. But then, I don't know, in 2000 I got     a phone call from Nuclear Blast: they wanted to re-release  stuff     and remaster stuff and blah, blah, blah. And, you know,  for  all     their classic bullshit series they need bonus songs. And I  said,     "I have no bonus songs, we used them for _Praise  the  Names..._.     What do you want?" And then they said, "Ah, maybe you can  record     one." I said, "What should I record? I  mean,  we  have  no  more     band." And then I talked  with  Martin  and  I  mean,  it  was  a     ridiculous question of Nuclear Blast's. And then,  you  know,  we     talked and we met more and more and then we did sessions  for  us     and we enjoyed it. The bassist was not interested in metal  since     we split. He finished doing music at all  and  he  finished  with     metal and everything. So it was just me and Martin:  we  met  and     played around and enjoyed it and we said, "Before we  record  one     or two songs for shitty re-releases, we  reform  the  band."  And     then we just reformed.
CoC: Alright, fair play. So now that you have reformed and you've got      the ball rolling, is there some sort of purpose:  do  you  think      something missing from the scene that you wanna  bring  back  to      it, something particular?
AW: Nah, I don't think so. There's so many bands out,  nobody  misses     Pungent, I think. <laughs>
CoC: OK, that's interesting, because I  do  remember  when  you  guys      split up and especially when _Praise  the  Names..._  came  out,      there were a lot of people who, sort of, almost came out of  the      closet to praise Pungent Stench.  And  people  were  like:  this      [_PtNoTMA] is brilliant and it pays tribute to this amazing band      and stuff.
AW: Really?
CoC: Yeah! Because I mean, the death metal scene tends to have  that,      you know, tends to have this way of remembering  the  underdogs,      the unusual bands, I guess.
AW: Yeah.
CoC: Why did you decide to sign with Nuclear Blast again?
AW: Well, they showed interest, of course, from day one  'cause  they     asked about the re-releases, and then we said, "Yes, we can do it     in a proper way -- but we also reformed, by the way." And  Markus     [Staiger, Nuclear Blast label boss -- Paul] was  extremely  happy     because he outed himself as a Pungent fan ages ago.
CoC: Yeah, he always seemed to support the band.
AW: Yeah, he really loves us. I don't know why, but he just enjoys us     and he thinks even the new one is killer. We've always  had  very     good support and very good friendship with him  and  the  company     and the company grew with us and we grew with the company back in     the very old days. And he's  thankful  for  us,  until  now,  and     that's great of him. Why  should  we  change?  It's  the  perfect     company for us. We always worked together with them. They are not     too far away from us, etc., etc. 
So: perfect.
CoC: Nuclear Blast always worked well for you, I think.
AW: Yeah, and plus they need some heavy stuff  again  'cause  there's     too much... too much... useless metal on their company. <laughs>
CoC: Definitely. It's interesting because some bands  had  real  kind      of... some of the death metal bands who started at the same sort      of time as you, Nuclear Blast kind of  ran  out  on  at  various      times. But I think  they  started  running  out  on  them  after      Pungent Stench split up, like in about '96/'97. Like  Dismember,      and a couple of other bands who'd been on the label for  a  long      time.
AW: That's right. The whole scene  really  suffered,  I  think,  with     sales and the sales of these  bands.  They  went  back  and  they     focused on other stuff  and  now  the  range...  it's  a  totally     different range of stuff they have and there's hardly  any  death     metal. They asked me about a split 7" or whatever they wanted  --     a gimmick -- and I said, "With whom?" They said,  "Pick  a  band,     you know, from Nuclear Blast." And  I  said,  "Come  on,  there's     nothing on your label which I want." <laughs> Nothing fits to us.     I mean, there's still Benediction, they have a pretty nice record     now out, of course, but there's not much left. Yeah?
CoC: Yeah, I know what you mean. It's got very sparse compared to how      it was. Why the title "Masters of Moral Servants of Sin"?
AW: Why?
CoC: Yeah, what's the idea of the title, if any?
AW: Well, of course  there  are  meanings:  there  are  meanings  for     everything.  I  mean,  you  have  just  a  promo,  so  you  don't     understand the whole concept of the whole thing.
CoC: That's one of my next questions, actually.
AW: The whole thing is -- hmm, where should I  start?  --  the  whole     concept, the whole image, the whole lyrics,  the  whole  artwork,     everything, all photos, everything of us  is  absolutely  in  one     direction. It is about religion -- Catholics -- about the church,     about the Vatican, about preachers and popes  and  whatever.  The     title stands for it, and it  stands  also  for  us:  we  are  the     Masters of Moral and the Servants of Sin, of course. And  as  you     see on the promo at least, there's this new symbol --  this  logo     of ours -- which is also from the church. It's the "t" cross  and     we just put the "s" on it and you have a nice symbol,  also,  for     the band. The "s" is a snake... whatever that means. <laughs> You     have many lyrics about it, of course -- not all, but almost  all.     And it's better if you read and get the whole one, you know.
CoC: Yeah, that's what I wanted to do, but unfortunately  I  couldn't      do that before I talked to you.
AW: Okay okay, I see.
CoC: Fortunately, the record's production -- which  is  exceptionally      good, by the way...
AW: Thank you.
CoC: ...means that I can understand a number of bits of  the  lyrics,      so I can -try- and get into the lyrics.
AW: You can understand. It's pretty clear. <ha ha ha>
CoC: Yeah, it's pretty clear the whole way through. Will this  cover,      this simple cover [featuring the symbol Alex mentioned above  on      a black background], be the cover for the album?
AW: No. There was a plan for a very limited edition with this  in  an     embossed print on a leather box, but I think it's  too  expensive     for them so they don't wanna do it: whatever.  So  they'll  do  a     digipak and a regular CD with a very nice  photo  of  us.  So  it     looks different.
CoC: The one on the back of the promo with you as priests?  [standing      around a young girl dressed in white: an ambiguously  disturbing      image.]
AW: Nononononononono. This photo is just for the promo. We  had  more     than a thousand photos done in two  days  and  we  have  so  much     material that we have, for every magazine, a different photo. <ha     ha ha>
CoC: Wicked! Great!
AW: So there's so much material that there will be a photo booklet --     it's just full of photos -- and  we  have  an  additional  lyrics     booklet 'cause for the German market Nuclear  Blast  don't  wanna     include the lyric booklet [Pungent Stench are on 'the  index'  in     Germany: media on 'the index' is only  available  on  request  to     over 18s -- Paul] so they only get the photo booklet and the rest     is getting both booklets.
CoC: Oh, right. That was the other thing I was gonna ask you: whether      the lyrics were gonna be included.
AW: Sure, sure: very important thing.
CoC: In comparison to your older albums --  although  a  lot  of  the      covers got edited for different markets, like the  _CMB_  cover,      for the American market, was shrunk, and various things  --  why      did you decide for this one not to do something  that  would  be      more offensive or gruesome or what  have  you?  Was  it  because      you've been so censored in the past?
AW: No, no, no. Not at all, no. I mean, we had problems but  I  don't     care too much, you know,  if  it  doesn't  hurt  the  sales.  The     problems came so late with the band split up already, so I didn't     care, to be honest, you know. No, no. I don't know: we got  older     and we think different now and when you read and see  everything,     believe me, this record is the most extreme in the message, yeah?     <ha ha ha> But it's done in a more...
CoC: Subtle?
AW: No, in a more  serious  way,  maybe,  and  everything  is  better     presented, you know, and more hidden  maybe.  There's  almost  no     chance for the Germans or whoever to try to censor us  'cause  it     is done in a clever way, more or less. You know what I mean?
CoC: I see what I mean: you're being less obvious about it...
AW: Yeah, but on the other side it's super-extreme, you know?
CoC: Yeah, absolutely: but it's the kind of  extreme  that  the  fans      will get but the censors will miss.
AW: I hope so, at least.
CoC: But that's the idea.
AW: But still, Markus fears some problems here in Germany, that's the     reason why he asked about, you know, "Leave the  lyrics  for  the     German market." And I said, "OK, we do an edition for the rest of     the world, of course, the rest of Europe, with lyrics and we  can     do it without in Germany, no problem." But even the  Germans  can     order  it  from  us,  or  from  Nuclear  Blast  maybe,  with  the     additional booklet. We'll put it on our page, you know, and  they     can download it: whatever.
CoC: Absolutely, yeah, that'll work. I'm gonna talk about  the  music      and then we can go back to the  lyrics.  This  new  album  takes      a somewhat altered  musical  direction.  It's  still  distinctly      Pungent Stench -- especially some of the  delivery  --  but  the      actual pace is different. It seems a bit more thrashy. Something      about it sort of reminds me of  the  way  The  Haunted  do  very      pristine, violent trash. Did you consciously try  to  make  this      album a break from the old albums?
AW: Well, we got better, as musicians, and we tried also to be...  we     tried to make our best, you know. I mean of course, we  love  The     Haunted. This is a great CD; the last one is a great, a  -killer-     record -- and Martin  likes  it  too  --  and  I'm  sure  we  got     influenced, somehow, by them, you know. I mean we didn't go  into     a room and say: come on, let's do a Haunted song. But, you  know,     if you listen to stuff you know you like  then  it's  somehow  in     your brain and maybe, you know...
CoC: ...it influences you.
AW: Yeah, somehow, you know? But we only tried to be... to make it  a     very aggressive record and a  pretty  fast  record.  And  Pungent     always is different from record to record.
CoC: Yeah, definitely.
AW: If  you  go  through,  everything  sounds  different.  The   most     important thing for me is that you recognise the band and I think     you do recognise the band.
CoC: Definitely, yeah.
AW: Absolutely. But it's something new and it's  how  Pungent  should     sound like in 2001, I think.
CoC: Yeah, that's what I think. It's very sharp. I mean,  technically      it is much sharper than your earlier albums.
AW: Yeah.
CoC: You crammed a lot more in, I think.
AW: You can't deliver a record like we did ten years ago, now.  Maybe     a new band, a newcomer band or whoever, but not the band who  did     it already ten years ago, you  know.  'Cause  people  would  say:     pschk, OK, that sounds like ten years ago. <hehu, hehu>
CoC: Exactly. I think it's  good  though,  that  you  have  tried  to      develop, 'cause some bands who come back from the grave,  as  it      were, do sort of try an' do just old things  because  a  lot  of      them are trying to appeal -only- to their old fans...
AW: Yup, yup, yup.
CoC: ...'cause, I find, a lot of  older  death  metal  fans  sort  of      object to things that sound even  vaguely  different  from  what      they expect.
AW: Yeah.
CoC: So there you go. _MoMSoS_ is technically very cool and it's  got      a lot of, I don't know: I really liked some of the melodies...
AW: There are more melodies, for sure.
CoC: Really cool, really sharp.
AW: Great.
CoC: It's definitely my favourite album by far.
AW: Thanks.
CoC: But yeah, OK, going onto the sick lyrics thing. You've done "Rex      Paedophilius", for example.
AW: Yeah.
CoC: It covers this deeply  taboo  subject  of  paedophilia  to  some      degree.
AW: Yeah.
CoC: I assume it's paedophilia in the church, but I'm not quite sure.
AW: Yeah, of course.
CoC: Do you worry that this is gonna get you in some sort of trouble,      for example, in England, or...
AW: No. Why? I'm very sure  that  it  happens  many,  many  times  in     England.
CoC: Totally, I'm sure it does.
AW: So... it's just the truth.
CoC: Oh, definitely.
AW: Actually, when we recorded in July I got a phone  call  like  the     second day we were in the studio, and  my  girl  called  me  from     Vienna and she said, "A new, big scandal. A preacher was  caught.     He had sexual intercourse with children from five to ten for  the     last seven years." And what happened to him? Nothing. He  went...     of course they threw him out of this church, but  he  went  to  a     convent and he doesn't even go to jail, you know. Nothing happens     and after a week the story was gone,  you  know.  No  news:  they     tried to hide it. You know, I think this is unbelievable. I mean,     in what kind of a society do we live, you know?
CoC: I know, it's one of those subjects which gets covered every  now      and again. I mean, Immolation did it  on  their  last  album  as      well...
AW: Uh huh.
CoC: ...and it's incredible. There's all these things about  the  way      the Catholic church can protect itself.
AW: It's one of the cruelest things you can do, you know, to kill  or     have sex with a child, whatever age. I mean, it's unbelievable. I     mean, that's really, totally extreme. It's a very good idea  what     the English did, to put the faces on  the  newspaper.  Very  nice     idea. <ha ha> Nobody did that in Austria, you know. I don't  know     why. Maybe the laws are different, maybe they  can't,  you  know,     but I think it's a good idea, you know. I mean,  these  guys  are     pigs and it's strange: it's always guys and many, many times it's     people involved in the church, you know.
CoC: The thing is that you've written the songs, as far as I can tell      from what I hear of the lyrics, from the perspective of the sick      person rather than from the, sort of, "You're bad!" perspective.      Why in particular did you decide to write it from that angle?
AW: <sharp inhalation> Well...
CoC: To offend people and make them think, for example?
AW: <abrupt sigh> Of course, yeah, of course, I mean,  this  is  very     important for us. I mean, we try to be very offensive, but on the     outside also very much -- you  know,  we  try  to  entertain  our     people more or less,  yeah?  But  there  must  be  --  -must-  be     <self-scoldingly> -- there -should- be  a  message  or  something     in-between the lines, you know?
CoC: Yeah.
AW: This is important, I think, so that people which really  do  like     our music and our image, they will have a good laugh,  they  will     be really entertained, but they will also read, they will  think,     "You know, on the other side, it's true  what  they  write."  You     know? "They write it maybe in a harsh way but it's exactly what I     just saw last night in the news." You know?
CoC: Yeah, totally. Moving on to "School's Out Forever".
AW: Yeah.
CoC: This sounds like it was inspired by the  Columbine  high  school      shootings...
AW: Yeah yeah, Martin did this, and he  was  said:  absolutely,  it's     from this Denver happening.
CoC: Did you hesitate in writing such a song?
AW: I have no idea. To be honest, you'd need to ask him. <hahahaha>
CoC: OK, fair play. Well, put it this way -- this is what  I  thought      was an interesting question:  have  you  ever  decided,  in  the      history of Pungent Stench, that a  subject  is  too  extreme  or      taboo to be included, or would that be kind of to miss the whole      point of the band, that something -could- be too extreme for it?
AW: I don't think so. I think one of the most extreme things  we  are     talking about is -now-. I  mean,  "Rex  Paedophilius"  is  pretty     extreme, I think, and... What  should  be  more  extreme,  to  be     honest?
CoC: Yeah, well, I can't think of anything but -in theory- would  you      ever, sort of like, shy away? Is the idea of Pungent Stench,  in      a way, to kind of not have those sort of boundaries?
AW: No, there should not be boundaries, to be honest.
CoC: OK.
AW: I mean, if something is happening in life, you should be able  to     talk about it and of course also write a text about it.  I  mean,     it always depends -how- you write about it, you know?
CoC: Yeah.
AW: I hope that we succeed somehow, you know,  that  it's  not  -too-     positive for something. But I  think  we  succeed;  I  think  the     people know exactly what we're trying to say.
CoC: What you're saying, in a way, is that you  don't  wanna  glorify      things as such...
AW: Absolutely not, but you know, on  the  other  side,  if  somebody     reads lyrics like these of ours and this person's got nothing  to     do with this death metal scenery, then of course this person will     be shocked. <huh, huh, huh> Totally, yeah. So, what  can  you  do     then?
CoC: I know, it's difficult. Do you see Pungent  Stench  outside  its      context in the death metal scene? Is part of the idea of  making      the album, making the kind of album that  -will-  offend  people      outside of the scene?
AW: I mean, I don't wanna offend people in the scenery and I think  I     can't succeed anyway. <huh huh> So  it's  statements  for  people     outside, yeah.
COC: Pungent Stench was pretty much seen as the sickest band  at  one      point. I remember one incident about six or seven years ago when      a friend of mine had of a copy of _Been Caught Buttering_ and he      was talking to another friend of mine and saying, "Yeah yeah,  I      got this, man. It's like, sicker than Autopsy! They  talk  about      chiselling your mother's eyeballs out." And  this  was  kind  of      what people went for at one point, you know?
AW: Uh huh.
CoC: I think at first that was possibly what  marked  Pungent  Stench      out more than their music.
AW: Mmhm hmhm.
CoC: The fact that it was sooo sick.
AW: Well, I think Autopsy were pretty sick guys. I mean, for instance     the first record of Mr. Reifert under  Abscess  is  unbelievable:     _Urine Junkies_. What a crazy idea! I mean,  perfect,  yeah,  for     them. It's a pretty sick band, Autopsy and a lot of these guys.
CoC: I think Autopsy are great!
AW: We will bring them over next year with us.
CoC: Oh really!
AW: Yeah, I talked to Reifert already last month and they would  love     it. So they will come -- not under Autopsy but under Abscess. But     that's OK, you know.
CoC: Oh, right, fair enough.
AW: But I don't know. Nowadays, to be honest, there are so many  sick     bands around.
CoC: Sure.
AW: The underground, the -real- underground, is a huge  scenery  with     extremely sick and twisted bands. I mean, you can't top any more,     you know, nothing.
CoC: It has sort of plateaued a bit...
AW: Yeah, I mean, absolutely: nothing can get grosser and  more  sick     than it is nowadays. Back in our days it was  maybe  easier;  not     too many write about it, not too many tried to be  very  extreme.     But maybe that was the reason why  we  changed  and  nowadays  we     have, you know, a different way of offending.
CoC: Exactly, and I think part of the point for bands like yourselves      who realise that you can't just -be- X, Y or Z sick is that it's      how you actually portray it that matters. 'Cause  just  to  have      sick lyrics doesn't actually cause that much effect.  It's  kind      of how you frame it...
AW: Exactly.
CoC: ...and how you present it that makes it interesting.
AW: Exactly.
CoC: What I like about the _Masters..._ album is  that  it  is  quite      sinister, you know, it doesn't just sort of jump  out  and  say,      "Look, I'm offending you!" There's something a bit sinister  and      a bit twisted about it, which is what's -good- about it.
AW: Great, great: that's what I would love to  reach,  you  know,  so     hopefully I succeed somehow. <huh huh>
CoC: Would you say a Pungent Stench album that didn't  offend  people      could exist? Does a Pungent Stench album have to  do  a  certain      amount of shocking?
AW: Well... we are almost marked with it, so... We have our fun,  you     know, we entertain ourselves with it, you know.  I  mean,  if  we     write a lyric like "Rex Paedophilius" and I have a good laugh  --     and I -had- a good laugh -- then it must be a good one, you know.     <huh huh> And if it's packed very well -- you  have  to  see  the     finished product, it will be very, very nice and many people will     like it. I believe even  if  they  don't  like  the  music,  they     will... hopefully they will  like  our  images.  Yes,  it's  very     important.
CoC: It always seems to have been very important  to  you  to  create      both a coherent image and...
AW: Absolutely.
CoC: ...something that's interesting. You work on  it  a  lot  harder      than some other bands.
AW: I mean, I hate these regular promo  shots  of  bands  where  they     stand there in their T-shirts and -- I don't know  --  watch  the     sky. I mean, what's up? I mean <huh huh>, I wanna  see  something     interesting. I don't watch any movies where nothing's  happening,     you know? I mean, I wanna see some images and I wanna get somehow     impressed, or shocked, or whatever; that's the reason why I  like     the better movies more.
CoC: Unlike a lot of bands who just put the emphasis  on  the  music,      you put the emphasis on the whole image and the whole...
AW: The music is important too, of course, sure,  but  it  must...  I     think to release a CD or to make a band...
CoC: Come alive?
AW: No,  umm,  everything  is  important,  you  know:  the   artwork,     the presentation  of  the  whole  thing,  the  images,  the  live     presentation. Everything. I mean, it's a whole: the  art  is  the     whole thing, if it's perfectly done, you know. Not  like,  "I  do     good music, but everything else I don't care." I mean, that's  to     less, I think. At least for us...
CoC: How much is all the stuff you put in fantasy  and  made  up,  to      you? For example, on _CMB_ you covered a lot of S&M and  deviant      sex and things: how much of that is part of what you are like as      people, and how much of it is just an image, or whatever?
AW: Aw <a huh>, that's hard to say. I mean, with _Club  Mondo..._  or     with all records?
CoC: With _Club Mondo..._ in particular. I was just sort of  focusing      on that because that's the kind of thing you could do without...
AW: <hah huh huh huh huh>
CoC: Well, some of it, without being arrested.
AW: OK, I got you, yeah. Umm. Well ummm... I like  many  things,  you     know, but there are many things  also  included  which  are  just     too... maybe not too extreme,  but  which  are  not  my  kind  of     interests, you know? It's half and half, you know; it's  hard  to     say. But Martin, I don't know. He used to love the  shit  movies.     He was totally obsessed with it. I don't know what he's doing  at     home. You have to ask him. It's not exactly my cup of  tea,  but,     you know, it's OK. I mean, I can watch it, of course,  but  I  am     not an -experienced- person.
CoC: What are the lyrics to "Viva il Vaticano" about?
AW: Well, look at the Vatican, I mean, there are so many stories  you     could write about it. It's unbelievable what is happening  there.     And I'm very sure that we get maybe one percent in the news,  and     ninety-nine percent gets by. This year I saw in  the  news  --  I     heard it once -- that finally after -years- of trying to hide the     story, it came out that loads of Vatican priests raped -- I don't     know -- -hundreds- of nuns in Africa. You know, missionaries. And     they tried to hide this ridiculous story for two or three  years,     but this year it came out somehow -- and it was  a  week  in  the     news and then it was gone. And I thought it was unbelievable  and     it just gave me the idea of the Vatican, how sick and twisted  it     is. And now this black guy, this preacher -- you remember him? He     married this Chinese girl and then he went to  this  "moon  sect"     and he married there and then they tried to get him back  in  the     Vatican, and they got him back and then he said he  doesn't  want     to leave the Vatican anymore and doesn't want to see his wife.  I     mean, it's unbelievable! It's decadence! Pure decadence since the     beginning! And I was also in the Vatican this year and I  visited     everything and  I  loved  it  there.  I  mean,  even  the  visual     decadence is great there, yeah? And then it gave me the idea  for     these lyrics and then I just wrote a story about what  could  be,     you know, possible, and what my imagination is telling me  about,     you know, the boys in the Vatican, and all this.  <huh  huh  huh>     And then it's just nice rhymes and, you know, in an  entertaining     way.
CoC: And while you're listening to it -- if you're not vulnerable  to      the offensive stuff -- it is very funny,  but  it's  also  quite      shocking 'cause you don't expect to hear this kind of stuff even      on metal albums -- or at least you don't expect to  be  able  to      -hear- people saying it: usually they just barf out this kind of      stuff.
AW: Perfect. I mean, that's exactly what we wanna do, you know?
CoC: Yeah, totally. I think it will have a really good  effect  live.      When are you guys coming over [to the UK]?
AW: We are trying to set up our tour for April/May  and,  as  I  said     before, we have had talks with Mr. Reifert and we will bring over     Abscess, I guess. I mean, he said that you can have  Ravenous  or     Abscess, whatever you want. But I  think  Abscess  is  even  more     known and I think they will release a new CD on  Peaceville  next     year in the Spring, he told me. So I think it's perfect for them.     We have to seek for another band. There are some which  we  would     love to tour with. We will bring one or two over, you  know,  and     then find maybe another support and have a  nice,  good  tour  as     long as we can and wherever we can play, you know. So, I do  hope     we come back to England.
CoC: Yeah. Well, I certainly hope so.  I'll  be  looking  forward  to      seeing you.