First things first... Welcome to the dezombiefied News section. I will be your correspondent when I can be bothered and am not working my fucking shitty service industry day job.
So we're a metal site yep? Then let's get the ball rolling by reporting on the biggest fella in metal! Nope, not Dino Cazares... Ozzy Osbourne.
According to metalunderground.com
, the geriatric mental has parted ways with Zakk Wylde. Nothing nasty though. He had this to say to Classic Rock magazine:
"I haven't fallen out with Zakk, but Zakk's got his own band, and I felt like my stuff was beginning to sound like Black Label Society. I just felt like I wanted a change, y'know?"
Yeah, we know, Ozzy. Because Black Label Society and your solo stuff was so different in the first place, wasn't it? What Black Sabbath knock off do you want to sound like next eh? Jaysis.
In other news, I saw the video for In This Moment's "Call Me" last week and have had a raging erection ever since.
Also I saw a tank at the weekend and shouted at it.